Legislate The Sperm
Legislative Proposal

Have you ever considered that all pregnancies stem from one cause?

Sperm. It all comes down to sperm. Without sperm, an unwanted pregnancy isn’t possible.

The Core Realization

There are many shifting arguments about abortion rights, but if we trace it all back to the source issue? It’s sperm. If society wishes to prevent unwanted pregnancies through legislative control over bodies, targeting the origin is the only logical solution.

Q: How does conception happen?
A: From sperm fertilizing an egg. Usually this requires penetrative sex.
Q: Does the egg carrier always desire fertilization?
A: Often the answer is no.
Q: Does the egg carrier always give permission for penetrative sex?
A: Unfortunately there are many instances where an egg carrier is forced into penetrative sex without the desire to do so.
Men, YOU can prevent 100% of all abortions!
How it works: Don't get sperm into a vagina! That's right: If you don't want to impregnate someone, get a vasectomy or keep your penis out of there.

Let’s be honest… We can’t let people be trusted with rights over their own bodies; this needs to be written into law!

Did you know that vasectomies are 30-minute outpatient procedures that can be reversed? If all males are required to receive a vasectomy before puberty, then the vasectomy could be reversed (or sperm could be harvested) when that individual is prepared to use sperm for procreation.

Consider how this simple procedure could change the world and eliminate the question of unwanted pregnancies! Let’s legislate male bodies for the sake of the children.

Q: What about procedure discomfort?
A: Rest assured men, this requires local anesthetic only and is a 30-minute procedure. Any post-operative discomfort fades after a few days. The mental anguish of an abortion or the burden of an unwanted pregnancy can last a lifetime.
Q: What about short or long-term side effects?
A: These can occur in 1-2% of patients. Note that this is a success rate of 98-99%, and a significantly greater success rate than condoms offer. Abortion or raising children carry far longer-term side effects.

Does this still seem unreasonable?

Does it feel inappropriate that the government has told you what you must do with your body?

Sounds like you’d like the government to keep its hands off your body, and that you intend to make choices about your body for yourself. There are many who agree with this point of view. Consider joining the Pro-Choice movement to stop government bodily overreach.